My girlfriend and I went to a wedding out of town and proceeded to get drunk and into fight. When I passed out she took my wallet and my credit card I used to book the flight, called the airlines and canceled my return flight home. The new price? $699 one way.

So I’ve dated my girlfriend on and off for over 3 years. After 2 years we broke up because we agreed we didnt feel the same anymore. We fought constantly and basically didnt treat each other right. Well while we were broken up she started dating another guy and ended up having sex with him but she says made the guy stop 2 secnds in and told him she couldn’t talk to him anymore because she still wanted to be with me. We started talking again shortly after this happened and when we decided to finally hang out she told me what happened straight up. She really does everything for me and I love this girl but idk if I should be with her if she can fuck someone else. what should I do

So I have gone on maybe 6 online dates in the past year. One chick I met was quite fat, her pictures were misleading and I found out as soon as I met her. Well anyway she ended up giving me a bj on our first and second date. After the second one I was like “alright enough slumpbustering for me” and didn’t text or call her anymore. She wouldn’t stop bothering me and I told her to leave me alone. She replied “not until you fùcking tell me why you left me for no reason” my reason was because she was fat as fùck but that’d be too messed up to tell her. I ended up changing my number

Lesson learned: always ask for full body pics on online dates.

I met a gal playing sand volleyball on the beach. She was a doctor (neurologist). We went out a few times, then started dating, spending the night at her place etc.

Red Flag #1: She told me her mom was visiting Memorial Day weekend so we couldn’t hang out that weekend. Then, a few days before the weekend, she ‘slips’ and says a guy friend from high school is flying across country to visit her. When I confronted her, she got flushed/flustered (or at least acted that way) and said he would be sleeping on the couch and its not a problem he’s just a friend. Frankly, I think she was playing a big game with me to try and get me worked up. I was like ‘whatever’ and at this point, perhaps subconsciously, knew she was not a keeper just a sleep-with-er.

Red Flag(s) #2: Every once in awhile, had to cancel getting together or had to decline getting together b/c had other plans. This didn’t happen very often, maybe 1x every 2 months…yet she would go into a diatribe and whine, nag, guilt trip me, etc.

Red Flag #3: I borrowed an electrical extension cord from her apt once b/c I needed it for my laptop to do a presentation at an office for work. I unplugged the TV and took the cord, but forgot to tell her I was taking the cord. On my way back, she texted me why TV wasn’t working; I said I had the ext cord and was on way back. Her text reply was “WTF? Dude, that is bullshit. Don’t fuck with my shit!” Again, just for borrowing an extension cord.

Red Flag #4: I gave her a Nordstroms gift card for Christmas. When her parents came to visit around the Holidays, her mom ‘made her’ use the gift card to buy her dad a Christmas gift – a jacket or something at Nordstroms. In fact, her mom had a lot of control and say over her. Not a good sign when a 35yr old woman cannot break free from her mom.

Red Flag #5: When we first became intimate, I stayed the night at her place…and found dozens and dozens of condoms in her dresser drawers. She told me she had bought them a few months before meeting me, for ‘just in case’…she didn’t go into detail (in fact, she loved to try and be overly ‘mysterious’ and want me to wonder/doubt things…but I was onto that game and just shrugged my shoulders like whatever).

My advice to All Men: Probably 95% of American women, and perhaps women in the world today, are little princesses, Cluster Bs, and just waiting to mind-fuck you and/or take your money. Don’t get married, don’t get tied down. I’m 42 and can tell you after one divorce already, these nutsy women aren’t worth it…

A couple of my best friends I had known since I was a little kid where moving 2000 miles away. They were having a party before they left.

I mentioned to her that I was going to the party. I assumed she would want to go as well. She didn’t want to go and didn’t want me to go either! She freaked out!

We got in a fight in her driveway. She threw her engagement ring into the street. Knocking out a diamond and bending a mount!

She seriously had the audacity to ask me to get it fixed!

I got it fixed, put it in my dad’s safety deposit box and dumped her!!!

When I was ending it with her, I told her how really stupid she was to be getting dumped over a going away party!

OK, so as you all know.. whenever we make a dumb decision.. it’s never allowed again, ever. However, this normally works for me as well too.. but this time it didn’t. Last time my girl went to her cousins house she got shitfaced, texted and called me an asshole she hates me, etc. How fun right? So i was like you’re not drinking with them again. What’s happening tonight? she’s drinking with her cousins.. fml.

I don’t even know where to begin with my now ex-girlfriend. Let’s just call her “M”. As with most of you, the relationship probably started out fairly tame. Within a few months, I began to see some red flags. The constant texts and phone calls. If something came up and I had to change plans she would cry and go ballistic…saying things like “I can’t trust you anymore!”. She would often pout from not getting her way or if I upset her I would receive the classic “Goodnight!” text. It seemed like every day there was something she was upset about. Then things really started to get bad. She began hitting and slapping when we would fight. Screaming at the top of her lungs at me. Putting my job down, my car, my intellect. After a while I tried breaking things off with her but she would threaten to kill herself if I left. One time she took my keys and wallet and barricaded herself in front of the door and wouldn’t let me leave. She then proceeded to tell me she was going to kill herself and started running towards the nearest intersection. I called 911 because I was scared for her safety. Of course her parents hated me after this event. Apparently they don’t take her threats seriously? Anyway, the fights kept getting worse and worse. I was coming to the end of my breaking point and began lashing out more angrily as well. I saw a level of anger in me I’ve never seen before. I never hit her but I did scream and her to “get out of my life!!”. Things of that nature. What’s really sad is I still miss her and think of the good times we had together. I truly cared for this woman. Had we gotten along and she not been crazy we would have had a great relationship.

So I come home the other day, and I find a strange lighter in the bathroom. I ask her about it, and she says she got it at 7′eleven. Then I notice my beer is gone, and I ask her if she had someone come over. She told me “No I drank it all by myself”. Finally I find a pair of sunglasses on the table. So I am like “Who was over at my house?”

She then tells me that she met some guy over at 7′eleven and brought him over to the house to drink some beers. Now the scary thing is that we have a 2 year old son that she is taking care of.

So in short, she brought some strange guy who she met at 7′eleven over to my home, while I was gone, while she was watching our young son.

Now I ask her who the guy was and why he was in the house, or at least the story about what happened. All she says is “at least I can tell you the truth about things, you don’t tell me anything”. Which first off, she lied to me and second I don’t ever lie to her.

Finally I find out she was doing some sort of drugs, now I don’t know if it was with this guy or not. But now I am seriously scared to dump her, because I don’t know if I can trust her to take care of my son.

Thank god, now I got my son in daycare. But still am terrified of getting joint custody with her, because now I feel I have to be around to make sure she doesn’t do any more crazy things.

So I’m 15 years older than she, nearly 30. I keep her happy. I thought. Last week my hot little gf woke up pissed that I didn’t “do” her before morning. Angry isn’t so hot to me so about my day I went. I heard shit being thrown and received threatening texts announcing the urgency of her horniness. Wtf, I thought, let’s do it then right? Pushing me away, then forcing my head to her spot- holy crap- she was wetter than a fountain! Still I have pride, what a spoiled brat! Now she is angry everyday and wants to box as foreplay. Her last bf did some time over violence. Waq chicka

My girlfriend and I decide to go out for a nice dinner the other weekend, not something we do very often. While we’re there she sees one of her friend’s ex-boyfriends having dinner with a girl. Of course, she seats herself so that she can watch their entire dinner and she proceeds to stare at them while I try and talk. I can tell she’s getting more and more focused on what’s going on because she’s not even listening to me at this point. All of a sudden she grabs a dinner roll and throws it over at the table. They look over at us and she gives him the middle finger and we’re asked to leave the restaurant. Rather than apologize she spends the entire car ride home on the phone with her friend telling her all about it.

My girlfriend got pissed off for me mentioning to my friend I was with her when he called. As soon as I hung up she started in on me “why do you say you’re with me? what would you say differently if you weren’t with me?” She wouldn’t let up for hours and now she’s pissed off at my friend too.

My girlfriend posted a comment on my facebook wall for my birthday “I love watching all these tramps wish my bf a happy birthday.” Since I wasn’t paying attention I couldn’t take it down til the next day. She’s making a great impression on my friends.

They must call it fantasy football because it’s a fantasy to think you’ll be able to enjoy it when you have a girlfriend. I had to bribe mine to leave me alone on Sundays last season by offering her money if I won. She then wanted to have me explain everything to her so we could play together. It became “our” team. Fantasy sports are ruined for me.

My girlfriend and I fight a lot these days. Afterwards, she is prone to ‘mystery’ illnesses. these have involved visits to the emergency room for problems that can not be diagnosed, falling and cutting herself, and the latest, throwing up. I leave the room and when I come back in she is vomiting! I KNOW there is a finger involved here….

After I befriended a girl on facebook my girlfriend hacked into my account to see who requested who. She tried to break up with me when she saw I requested her. I broke up with her because she hacked into my facebook account.