I need a little help on this one. Once of my best friends is dating one of my girlfriend’s best friends. He’s been hooking up with other girls for a while now, nothing different then how he’s been in the past and my girlfriend knows he has had a problem being unfaithful. However, now she is asking me directly for details about his actions whenever we go out. I don’t say anything incriminating about him but she reads right through me and now we’re fighting because she doesn’t think I am being honest. I told her it’s not our business to get involved and it’s not my place to talk about my friend’s personal life, even if it involves her friend. I look like a pussy if I bring it up to my friend and it’s his business and it doesn’t bother me. In the meantime me and my girlfriend are fighting about everything now and it started with me not being honest with her about him. I can’t fucking win.

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I love how, before we were dating, my girlfriend liked to pride herself on being “not the jealous type” and “such a chill girl.” Now, two months into things, she’s thrown my phone against the wall twice and probably hasn’t “chilled” for one night the entire time.

My girlfriend had some of her friends over this weekend and decided that she didn’t like her profile picture anymore on facebook. So, so makes me go to my room and bring out a bunch of different shirts so she can decide which one will look best on me next to her in what she is wearing. Then, we have to take forty fucking pictures until she gets one that she likes. And finally, when uploads the photo, half of me is cropped out anyway. Fucking nightmare!

My girlfriend will text me, and then if I haven’t texted back within a couple of minutes she’ll resend the same text. If I still haven’t gotten back to her she’ll call me and ask if I got her text. The worst part is that her texts don’t require a reply. Here’s a couple examples:

Text: They put a redbox in Albertsons!
Text: They put a redbox in Albertsons!
Call: “Did you get my text, they put a redbox in Albertsons! Cool huh?!”
Me: “Yes”

Text:Katie cut her hair off, she looks sooooo bad!
Text:Katie cut her hair off, she looks sooooo bad!
Call:Did you get my text, Katie cut her hair off! Crazy, right?
Me; “Yes”

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I drank too much the other weekend, kind of blacked out, don’t remember much, felt sick for a couple days, got anxiety, etc. My girlfriend was pissed, as I figured she should be. But, she wasn’t pissed because I got too drunk and acted like an idiot she got pissed because I didn’t remember who was at the party I went to or what girls I talked to. I wanted to throw up and my girlfriend kept trying to catch me in a lie about might actions. This went on for hours. I thought my head was going to explode.

My girlfriend just moved in with me, first time I’ve lived with a girlfriend. We’ve been dating for about 4 months so I guess you could say we’re still figuring each other out some. First weekend together I figure we could go out to dinner, have some drinks, celebrate a little, and then come back to the place and have sex. It’s easier now since we don’t have to go back and forth and pick the each other up or decide where to stay. We have a group we always go out with and I generally like to get out on the weekends. We had plans for dinner at 7:30pm. I start getting ready in the guest bathroom since I figure she’ll take forever in the master. By 7pm I’m ready so I go into the master bedroom and she’s sitting on the bed on her shorts and a tee shirt saying she feels “bloated and gassy” from lunch and doesn’t want to do anything. Is this really what I am looking at from now on????

My girlfriend works with a girl who’s douchbag boyfriend decided he needs to do everything possible to show his girlfriend how much he loves her this year. He’s sent her something every day this week at work, flowers, candy, a card. I don’t know if it’s his stupid resolution or not but now my girlfriend says I don’t do the “little things.” Thanks Dick.

My girlfriend decided while she was home for break that she would plan out our 2012 schedule together! we’ve got four trips to her folks house in Oregon, including one on Spring Break?? Seriously, wtf???!!! Labor Day and Memorial day “staycations” here locally…..Garbage.

My girlfriend gave me a list of all my annoying habits for New Years

My Ex stabbed me in the shoulder with a steak knife when I told her I was breaking up with her. When I called the cops and they came she told them I tried to attack her. I spent 36 hours in jail. No charges were filed but I did get 12 stitches and a scar to remember her by. I’ve broken up over the phone ever since.

Well this is going to be a weird question to ask, but fuck it right? You’re all human. What is love to you? I want to know. I’ve never known what love is supposed to feel like? Is it crazy ups and downs, or what? Tell me stories, please? I’d really appreciate it.

We spent 5 years together on and off, lived together for 3 and a half of them. I didn’t find out she lied about tons of stuff until a year after we split up (at which point she was about to move cross country). I don’t want to get terribly specific, but she was just a lying, conniving, depression faking, awful person. And more recently, HER BEST GIRLFRIEND from college (a somewhat friend of mine, who now lives near her and sees her regularly) apologized to me for ever trusting this person and thinking I was a bad bf. She equated her attitude and actions as that of a drug addict. I never saw her do anything when we were together, but knew she was a liar and a cheat and a terrible narcissist. I’m assuming she is hereditarily a piece of shit because her father was too. Scummy southern (faux liberal) lawyer turned politician then back to lawyer, who pretends to care about people, but really just uses his power to do disgusting things. Anywayyyyy She’s a filthy whore and its her fathers fault… the end.