My buddies are in town for Spring Training so a bunch of us went to a game and did some day drinking. There’s 8 of us, three from out of town, four of us locals with girlfriends or wives and another local single guy. Naturally we decide to make the strip club our next stop [...]

First thing I do when I get into my office is check my voicemails on my office line. This time I put them on speaker so I could finish some of the other things I had to do, not thinking anyone around me could hear or would care. I had one message from the weekend [...]

My girlfriend I both went out with our friends this weekend, got hammered, came home and had sex. I probably pumped for about 30 seconds, finished, then rolled over and passed out. She kept hitting me in the face trying to wake me up to either yell or try and get me to finish her [...]

A good friend of mine was in Minnesota for work and he called me to see if I could check on the computer for some good strip clubs around him while we were on the phone since him and some work friends were drunk and wanted to go. So I checked online and pulled up [...]

My girlfriend broke up with me by emailing me a link to a craigslist ad selling all the shit I had left at her house which included two jackets, a pair of jeans, a belt, dvds, an ipod nano, gym bag, comb, half a bottle of hair gel, and toothbrush. She titled it “My Boyfriend’s [...]

I went over to my on again, off again, girlfriends house to talk since we had been fighting for a while and thought we might need to breakup. We worked things out and ended up having sex to makeup for the fighting. After we’re done she checks her voicemail and then says “thank god.” She [...]

My ex-girlfriend’s new claim to fame is that she fucked Shaq when he was in Vegas. Gross.

My girlfriend literally broke up with me because one of her good friends said I looked like my girlfriend’s dad and it started to creep my girlfriend out every time we would have sex. She said she could not get over it so she dumped me.

My girlfriend and I were at a work happy hour for my company and she was meeting everyone for the first time. Right when we got to the restaurant she said she had to go to the restroom so I went over there and waited for her. My boss was standing over there too with [...]

So I got in a fight with my girlfriend, a huge blowout. We ended up breaking up at the end of it, called each other a bunch of names and then she stormed out of my apartment. Ten minutes later she comes back with a trash bag and a bunch of receipts and says she [...]

I hooked up with this girl I met at a party a few weeks ago. We went back to her place and had sex, no big deal. The next day I get a facebook friend request from her. Not really something I wanted to pursue so I ignored it. She canceled it and sent another [...]

This girl I had a few classes with and I would always flirt when we were out drinking. Finally, after the bars closed one night, we went back to her place and had sex. I left afterward because I have this thing about sleeping in my own bed when I’m drunk. We hooked up a [...]

My girlfriend came home hammered over the weekend and didn’t like that I was making fun of how drunk she was so she said she was moving out. So she packed some workout clothes, her hair dryer, toothbrush and a few single shoes and sandals into one of my carry-on bags and went and slept [...]

I woke up to find that my girlfriend pissed the bed TWICE, apparently she pissed and rolled over and pissed again. She yelled at me the night before for drinking to much too.

My girlfriend got me kicked out of the bar last night for talking to my Ex. She told the bouncers I was too drunk and bothering girls. I tried arguing with the guy kicking me out and he pointed to my girlfriend and said she said I was bothering people, she gave him the thumbs [...]