My wife got pissed off (more pissed off) during an argument and she threw her lit cigarette at me. It landed on the side of my neck leaving a scar which looks like a little permanent hickey.

Joking around with my girlfriend I told her that I couldn’t marry her because she was an Arizona State fan and I was an Arizona fan. Her response was that she couldn’t marry me either, because I wasn’t “confidant enough to bring another guy into the bedroom with us.” I stared at her kind of [...]

My girlfriend pees in odd places when she blacks out, which is pretty often. She’s pissed in my AC vent, luggage and squatted on the end of the bed, twice.

My ex was appropriately named Carrie. One night, after I had spent several days redoing the kitchen floor, and putting down new linoleum, we got into a huge fight. I told her I was going out, and stormed out to my car. She followed, telling me that I was not going out. When I refused [...]

My girlfriend said that every guy that has gone down on her has given her an orgasm. First off, why did she even tell me that? I thought I was really doing a great job, but now i know that even the worst guy did it. Why would she share that with her boyfriend?

My Ex-gf wasn’t the most technically savvy person on the planet. I thought it would be fun to change her cellphone picture to my penis so she would always have it close. She flipped out, showed all of our friends and couldn’t figure out how to get it off her phone. Her mother had to [...]

I started seeing a girl and after a few dates things seemed to be going really well and one night back at my place things started getting hot and heavy and she removed my shirt for the first time and let out a giggle exclaiming “You have “man-boobs!” I shrugged it off because I knew [...]

Early in my relationship with my girlfriend we decided to try out some new positions in bed to see what we liked and what we didn’t. I asked her to put her ankles on my shoulders, she hesitated at first then did it and proceeded to fart with every thrust. We scratched that one off [...]

The most sensitive parts on my girlfriend’s body are her neck and her earlobe, so anytime I whisper things into her ear she gets turned on. I wanted to mess with her and see if she actually paid attention to what I was saying or just would sigh or moan at anything. During foreplay one [...]

My girlfriend is very sexual, which is great, and she’s from the midwest, which is ok. Early on in our relationship she would give me handjobs in places like the car, movies, mall dressing rooms etc. But, she was really rough with it and would usually chafe my dick against the inside of my pants [...]

Pissed off because I didn’t “last” as long as she would have like, my girlfriend updated my facebook status on my laptop when I went to bed to say Aaron is “Prematurely Ejaculating, Again” The result was 57 comments including one from my mom saying “oh dear”

After I blacked out and pissed in the closet on her boots at our hotel I was on “drinking probation” the next day from my girlfriend because she was so pissed. Well, we were in Scottsdale for the weekend visiting friends so the next day meant more drinking. While I was trying to be on [...]

My girlfriend said she would give me head if I gave her the password to my facebook account.

My roommate sat behind my new girlfriend in class and said she spent the entire class going through all of my facebook posts and pictures making notes of the girls tagged or that had commented. Everyone on facebook creeps but it’s a lot more creepy when you hear about it happening to you.

I went up to my girlfriend at the bar and put my hand in her back pocket. Without even turning around she drove her right elbow straight back and into my chest knocking me to the ground coughing, short on breath, and in a shitload of pain. What did she day? Sorry? Are you ok? [...]