My ex cheated on me and when I found out about it and called her out she tried to argue that the guy looked like James Franco and that I knew she had a big crush on James Franco so it shouldn’t be so big of a deal that I would break up with her. [...]

So I went out with this girl on and off from 7th grade through 10th grade. I was involved with her family and was very close with everything. The problem was I moved about 2 hours away. This put a strain on our relationship and we tried to work it through. So in order to [...]

My girlfriend made me sell my Chicago Blackhawks playoff tickets because she had rsvp’d the two of us for her friend’s birthday dinner party and she couldn’t cancel. Why could she not cancel? Because she doesn’t want her friend to not come to her birthday party she wants to have next month. What the hell [...]

My girlfriend and I went to the strip club with a bunch of our friends one weekend. We were all having fun and drinking and everyone was getting lap dances. Well, I got a lap dance sitting next to my girlfriend and apparently she didn’t take to kindly to how the dance went. She asked [...]

My ex actually told me I needed to get an STD test because the guy she had cheated on me with told her he had an STD, that’s how she told me she cheated on me.

The first night I met my girlfriend we had a long conversation about how stupid people looked when they wore their blue-tooth ear pieces out in public. I told her if she every caught me doing that she had free rein. Fast forward about six months later, after we’ve become boyfriend and girlfriend. I was [...]

I ran into my ex girlfriend out one night a few weeks ago. She tried like hell to get back together with me when we broke up but she was always a little too crazy and unstable for me. Well, I was out celebrating a friend’s birthday and needless to say I had a little [...]

My girlfriend and I came home pretty drunk from a friend’s party a little bit ago and started hooking up. We were getting ready to have sex when she said she had to go to the bathroom real quick but she read something in Cosmo about using her hair tie as a cock ring and [...]

My girlfriend got me evicted from my apartment because she found a box of a my old pictures and letters from ex girlfriends I had said I got rid of, flipped out and decided she was going to burn them for me…….in the plastic trash can……..inside the apartment. Long story short, carpet caught on fire, [...]

my ex would have dreams that i was cheating on her. While i could tell something was bothering her, she would not bring it up until the next fight

I was at dinner with my girlfriend and I had put my phone on the table next to me. During our dinner it went off for a text message. She asked who was texting me so I reached to grab the phone to give it to her and avoid an argument but in reaching for [...]

I work for a small company, about 12 people, and my girlfriend has met all of them. Well, we hired two new people the other day, one of which was a girl and mildly attractive. So, my girlfriend comes in to meet me for lunch, the day the new people started, says her hellos and [...]

My girlfriend got into a shouting match with a girl she couldn’t stand at a bar and she yelled at her “if I had a penis I would dick slap your face bitch.” The entire bar broke out in applause.