My girlfriend sent out an evite for all of our friends for a dinner and night out she was trying to coordinate. Regardless of me having spoke with or texted everyone that was supposed to be there and they had all confirmed, my girlfriend was furious that only 2 of the 12 people had responded [...]

Yesterday my fiancee snuck away from me in a grocery store and bought herself some junk food, a Lunchables, claiming she was starving (even though I was buying food at the same time, and would have let her eat it). I gave her some crap about it, and her response was to give me the [...]

Well, my girlfriend probably wouldn’t qualify as crazy, she’s actually really a sweet good girl. But, she did try and go outside of her “sweet” element one night and it was a disaster. when I say she’s a good girl I mean it in every sense of the word. Our sex might not be wild [...]

My girlfriend came/stumbled home from a party the other weekend with “shit show” written in marker across her chest……she had no idea.

I dated a girl in college who, when I met her, was wearing a purity and came right out saying she was saving herself for marriage, etc. She was real hot so I didn’t really mind it plus there’s something exciting about trying to be someone’s first, especially when they’ve waited a while. Everything else [...]

My girlfriend tried to challenge a female off-duty cop to a wrestling match when she was drunk because she resembled the girl that slept with her boyfriend back in high school, which was 5 years ago. One public intoxication and one disorderly comment later she realized she had the wrong girl.

Last Halloween a girl I was hooking up with dressed up like a vampire, got drunk and kept jamming her fake teeth into my neck telling me she wanted to suck my blood, drawing blood twice. When I finally told her to cut it out she started crying and stormed off. I figured she was [...]

About a year and a half ago my girlfriend had this period of like a week where she was super aggressive and tried to pick fights, even physical fights, with me. I kept asking her what the hell was going on and she said she didn’t know, she just wanted to pick fights for some [...]

My girlfriend seems to think that since we are dating it’s appropriate for her to send me a text saying “OMG, I just farted and it’s so bad I think I might puke!” which she sent me the other day.

My girlfriend’s dog licks our feet when we have sex and she likes it! I told her it kind of freaks me out but she said she doesn’t want to scare the dog off the bed so it doesn’t want to sleep up there at night.

So I give in a finally get an iphone. I spend the afternoon transferring the phone numbers from my old phone to my new phone and downloaded apps I want so that the phone is all set up the way I want it. My old phone is a blackberry and I was going to give [...]

My girlfriend told me that before we were dating her and her friends had a running competition on who could get the most guys to send them pictures of their dicks. I told her I didn’t believe her and she pulled out her phone and showed me an album of what had to be over [...]

My ex found out that I had cheated on her but didn’t immediately say anything. She came over to my apartment after the gym and said she needed to take a shower before she went to dinner with her mom but didn’t have time to go all the way home. She kissed me on the [...]

I was hooking up with a waitress at one of the bars that I used to frequent around my university. I didn’t know too much about her but we would always flirt when I was in there so one day she asked if I wanted to stay until she got off and we had a [...]

After I graduated college I met a girl that worked in the same building as me. Since I was working so much and stressed out I probably missed a lot of the red flags, like her being single, 31 and wanting to date a 23 year old so bad. We went out for a drink [...]