I feel like I’ve sat through more useless chick shit with my girlfriend then most guys. She can’t go to anything by herself so I always have to be there when she wants to do something like shop, see a movie, run errands, taking her little fucking dog to the dog park. Things her friends [...]

After saying it once it has now become a requirement at every departure, at the end of every phone call, every night before she goes to bed, and it feels like every time I fucking breathe. Please make sure you’re ready when you say those three, not so, little words.

We just came across this guy’s web page dedicated to the ridiculous arguments he gets into with his girlfriend. Worth a look: Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About  

I ran into a co-worker of mine out one night with my girlfriend, a co-worker that happened to be real hot. Immediately after my girlfriend clamps down and I can tell she’s a little intimidated. She sneaks questions into the conversations about the co-worker like what department does she work in, how long as she [...]

So this isn’t my girlfriend, thank god, but this chick definitely qualifies as loco. I’m driving around this weekend, running errands and having lunch with some friends of mine. As I’m heading to lunch the car behind me comes right up on bumper and then slams on it’s breaks, then starts swerving a little and [...]

Just a reminder of why men need to proceed with caution when dealing with crazy girlfriends. http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-accused-20110628,0,4711694,full.story

My ex and I would get into these terrible drunken fights every now and then, and they would get really out of control and shit would get thrown and broken and just lots of yelling, the whole nine yards. So one night after getting back from the bars, we’re fighting in her bedroom, I don’t [...]

My girlfriend’s birthday last month turned into the biggest headache of my life. I usually get a good feel for what she wants because she’ll make it obvious as we approach her “special” day. Well, this year she didn’t give me an idea at all and when I ask what she wants she only says [...]

On our second date my girlfriend almost made the waiter cry for taking so long in getting to our table. He apologized over and over again and said they were short staffed and he had double the amount of tables as usual but she didn’t really show much mercy. After she ordered and he left [...]

I got stitches on the back of my head because my crazy ass girlfriend threw the remote at the tv (but missed by five fucking feet and hit me) because the family on “Family Feud” couldn’t get the right answer.

I made the mistake of telling my girlfriend that I had to cancel our plans for the weekend while we were at the dog park. I had thought she took is ok because she didn’t say anything, she just bent down to pick up her dog’s poop with the plastic bag. Instead of putting it [...]

I had gone out with a girl a few times a while back. Things were progressing somewhat, we’d been out a few times, hooked up but hadn’t had sex yet, done the dinner and a movie thing, etc. I made plans with her to go to dinner on a Saturday night, hoping I could parlay [...]

My girlfriend and I were running some errands in my car a couple of months ago. After lunch I felt like I had some food stuck in my teeth so I kept looking in the rear-view to see if I had gotten it with my numerous attempts. All of a sudden my girlfriend rips the [...]

On a recent trip to Washington state my girlfriend was so fed up with the lack of vegetarian options on the menu that she left the restaurant we were at (with a group of eight people btw) to go nearby to a Whole Foods to get a beefless patty that she brought back to the [...]

So, I’m in a heated argument with my girlfriend where she’s calling me an asshole, a dickhead, every bad name imaginable. I let her vent but it keeps going on and on and one so finally I tell her to quit acting like such a bitch. She flips screaming “what the hell did you just [...]