Speaking of blowjobs, my girlfriend cried after she gave me head one night because I didn’t thank her for it afterwards. She said I always thanked her after she gave me a blowjob and she thought it was so sweet and meant I really cared about her. She took this as a sign that I [...]

I dated a girl who had a necklace with a charm that read “princess” on it. She said she’d been called princess her whole life and it had just kinda stuck. She used the term princess like she was talking in third person too. It wasn’t a very long relationship but early on in it, [...]

My girlfriend gives me shit all the time for not spending enough time with her. She calls me whenever I’m at the gym and bugs me until I cut my workouts short and come spend time with her. It’s like clockwork, every time I am at the gym she calls and asks me to come [...]

I came back from being out of town one weekend and my girlfriend had gone through all of our closets and drawers and thrown away anything she didn’t think we needed. Among the casualties were backup light bulbs, batteries, extra pillows and blankets for guests, old dvds and cds, clothes she didn’t think I wore [...]

My girlfriend decided while she was bored over the weekend, to go through my facebook history and “view friendship” on all the girls I’ve had dialogue with on my page. When I got back in town Sunday night the first thing she asks me is “who is Kelly.” When I asked she said that the [...]

I dated a girl who turned out to be a major nut last year. Everything about her screamed “fucking psycho” but I didn’t have anything to fall back on at the time and enjoyed hooking up with her. As I tried to end things with her she started to make it real difficult. She would [...]

My girlfriend mistook a friend of mine for someone I had dated years back. We were all out one night having a good time and my friend came up to me and said my girlfriend was being a real bitch to her. I wasn’t sure why and didn’t want to bring it up in a [...]

Within 2 hours of getting back together with my ex-girlfriend I received a text telling me she was updating her status on facebook book back to being in a relationship; I was out at the time and figured I’d do it when I got home. Well, I stayed out later then expected and went straight [...]

I was with my girlfriend at the mall the other day, trying on some clothes so I could get her opinion (since she’ll give it to me regardless if I buy something she doesn’t like). Jokingly, I took this size xs tank top in with me into the locker room and was going to come [...]

I met a girl at a weekender house party, we started getting it on and she stopped me to tell me she was on the blob….. so fair enough I leave it but still show my soft side with cuddles etc, I wake up the next day and she is not in the bed so [...]

My girlfriend questions everything I do to exhaustion, like she’s always looking to catch me in a lie. It wouldn’t be as much of an issue if I had lied to her in the past about something big and she found out, but we’ve only been dating for about 4 months and I haven’t lied [...]

After I made the mistake of sleeping over at my girlfriend’s house a few nights a week she decided that I would basically become a full time resident. She constantly texts me asking when I’ll be over and gives me a list of things she needs me to bring “if” I do. I don’t mind [...]

Went to lunch with my girlfriend over the weekend, she ordered a “light” iced tea, took one sip when it came and called the waiter back. She said it wasn’t light and it tasted fattening. He looked at her and said “I poured it from the light iced tea pitcher, I can try and pour [...]

After a 3 year relationship the last thing I wanted to do was date again right away, and I made this clear to anyone I hooked up with. Most of them understood, actually all of them except for one. I would hang out with this girl every so often, nothing serious, but we’d hook up [...]

A recent argument with my girlfriend after she decided to make a hair appointment when she knew we had to our mutual friend’s son’s baseball game we were supposed to attend: Me: What the fuck are you doing? Her: I’m making a hair appointment Me: For during Jace’s game? We told them we would go [...]