I texted my girlfriend that I was going to bring my new partner with me to the lunch my girlfriend and I were having. She texted back “I knew you were gay.” Business partner.

My girlfriend thought it would be cute to scream out “happy mothers day to me” when I was climaxing during sex.

My current girlfriend told me she only started dating me because it was boat season and I had a nice boat. We’ve been together for four years now. It pays to have a nice boat.

I was texting my girlfriend the other night, trying to come over so we could have sex, and she said she had a headache and didn’t feel well so she was just gonna chill. Trying to score some brownie points I went and got her some frozen yogurt and some advil and took it over [...]

The last girl I dated needed to watch sappy love movies to get into the mood because she didn’t believe in just having sex, it was always “making love,” and she didn’t do it unless she was in a relationship. While I commended her for her values it got really old having to watch love [...]

I’ve been being an asshole on purpose to the girl I’ve been “dating” for the past couple of weeks. I’m terrible at breaking up with people so my goal is to usually be such a dick that they don’t want to be with me anymore or so that one big argument can end it without [...]

I went out with my friends to watch football on Saturday, which my girlfriend said was fine (but of course really wasn’t). I got back later that afternoon a little buzzed and wanting to hook up so I tried to put the moves on her while she was on the couch doing her nails. She [...]