November 29, 2011
My girlfriend gets so mad when she sees activity on my facebook page that involves girls. She tries to play it off but I can tel it bothers her. So, I decided to take my page offline for a little while, until she could cool off. The result was hilarious. I could tell how frustrated [...]
November 29, 2011
I told my girlfriend that I loved her the other day, for no real reason, just kind of a spurt of the moment. Big mistake, she thought I was feeling guilty for something and spent the rest of the day pestering me about what it was.
November 19, 2011
Well, I was going out with a girl for about a week or two, and we had each other on facebook. on her profile she had something from about a month ago and I liked and commented it, so then she starts calling me a stalker and breaks up with me! Im like what the [...]
November 16, 2011
My girlfriend made me write her midterm paper for her as punishment for getting too drunk and embarrassing, allegedly, her at a party the other week. She said she was too mad at me to concentrate on it.
November 16, 2011
After explaining in detail, over and over again, to my girlfriend that it would be physically impossible for me to cheat on her while I was home for the weekend due to the fact that my entire time home was spent with my family at a hotel, 60 miles away from their house for a [...]
November 7, 2011
My girlfriend got mad at me for talking to another girl at a party. When I tried to explain who she was she just got more mad and to shut the fuck up because the more I talked the more mad it was making her and I was “not gonna win this one.” So I [...]
November 7, 2011
Here’s the text from my girlfriend before we went out to meet up with my friends this weekend: -Ur driving, i’m getting shitfaced So I replied “no way in hell, mtg my friends.” She sent me a video message of her taking three shots in a row. She said it was her way of telling [...]
November 6, 2011
Well i found this girl at my school, and she was cute, so i asked her out. After a week she found my facebook and added me. now on facebook i talk to one of my friends who is female, because she had moved out of the country, and we post stuff everyday. so my [...]
