My Ex stabbed me in the shoulder with a steak knife when I told her I was breaking up with her. When I called the cops and they came she told them I tried to attack her. I spent 36 hours in jail. No charges were filed but I did get 12 stitches and a [...]

Well this is going to be a weird question to ask, but fuck it right? You’re all human. What is love to you? I want to know. I’ve never known what love is supposed to feel like? Is it crazy ups and downs, or what? Tell me stories, please? I’d really appreciate it.

We spent 5 years together on and off, lived together for 3 and a half of them. I didn’t find out she lied about tons of stuff until a year after we split up (at which point she was about to move cross country). I don’t want to get terribly specific, but she was just [...]

You know you’ve got a crazy one on your hands when you have to end up getting an order of protection (a magical way of saying “restraining order”) against your ex. of course, she was never crazy when we were together. post break up, she lost her mind and for over a year, continued to [...]

I used to date this girl who would black-out a lot when she’d drink and not remember what she did. I’d always try to remove her situations before she’d make too much of a fool of herself and she’d go nuts and break-up with me. She did this like four times and never remembered the [...]

Ok so here is one of mine. When I graduated high school I moved up to Northern Minnesota to work during the summers through college. The first year I met this girl when I was 17 (now 23) and I was “the nice guy” then. She was gorgeous, fun as hell to be around blah [...]

So I had an ex, and my ex was pretty much had a lot of anger issues and pretty much was really manipulative. She stole my car, went into my computer and cell phone, and threw fits if she didn’t get her way in anything. She said that the first child born has to be [...]

I took a girl out once for dinner. We had a good time. Next time I picked her up she asked me to come in for a minute — to show the matching dish set she’d gotten for just the two of us — with our names engraved on each of the glasses. It was [...]

One night my ex came into the bar where I worked; this was after a few weeks of me telling/asking her not to. She got hammered, broke a couple wine bottles (full), and generally made a scene on a very busy night. When I got off work I had 24 text messages, 6 missed calls [...]

My girlfriend’s mother told her that my personal business account is really just a secret account where I am dumping money so I can leave her someday. I make 5 times more money than she does and would have no reason to do this even if I wanted to. She believed her.

I hooked up with a girl in college who’s friend told me she used to pick the scabs from her rug burns the night we had sex so that it would leave a scar she could remember the night with.

My ex was a nail biter, not casual though, she used to bite the crap out of her nails. After we first started dating I was looking on her nightstand for a pen to write something down. I opened up a drawer and saw a cup full of nail clippings she kept to chew on, [...]

My girlfriend “likes” every facebook status update of mine and every time I check in somewhere via foursquare, then she questions where I tell her I went if she didn’t see it on my facebook page. Plus, she’s commented on every picture of us talking about that moment and critiquing how we look in each [...]

I was lying in bed with my girlfriend the other night, spooning, trying to get her to have sex with me. I started with the obvious poking to get her attention. When that didn’t work I told her I was cold and needed her to warm me up. Almost on command she farted against me [...]

If you ever happen across a collection of small bottles in your girlfriend’s drawer, don’t open them. Cause if your girlfriend is my very soon to be ex, it might be a collection of semen from her exes. There were like 30 bottles in there. I almost threw up all over the place when I [...]