Bloated and Gassy…..
January 10, 2012
My girlfriend just moved in with me, first time I’ve lived with a girlfriend. We’ve been dating for about 4 months so I guess you could say we’re still figuring each other out some. First weekend together I figure we could go out to dinner, have some drinks, celebrate a little, and then come back to the place and have sex. It’s easier now since we don’t have to go back and forth and pick the each other up or decide where to stay. We have a group we always go out with and I generally like to get out on the weekends. We had plans for dinner at 7:30pm. I start getting ready in the guest bathroom since I figure she’ll take forever in the master. By 7pm I’m ready so I go into the master bedroom and she’s sitting on the bed on her shorts and a tee shirt saying she feels “bloated and gassy” from lunch and doesn’t want to do anything. Is this really what I am looking at from now on????
10 Comments
January 10, 2012
Yes
January 10, 2012
Yes. Just wait until she gains 50 pounds and tries to blame it on you.
January 10, 2012
she has no reason to try anymore. give her the boot.
January 10, 2012
yes. this is standard operating procedure. It changes a little once she realizes she wants to get married. Then you get all the sex you want till you actually do get married…. then it completely stops.
January 10, 2012
If she’s bloated and gassy, forget about the dinner and take her on a five-mile run instead.
She’s already in shorts and t-shirt, so she won’t need to change.
January 10, 2012
^^^ What Paul said.
By agreeing to live with her, you have implicitly agreed to plunder only her pussy, and no one else’s. This means that she has no anxiety now, and controls your pussy access.
January 12, 2012
Don’t marry or cohabit.
January 16, 2012
“By agreeing to live with her, you have implicitly agreed to plunder only her pussy, and no one else’s. This means that she has no anxiety now, and controls your pussy access.”
hahaha yes this is so true, if this happens then control the cuddles you give as to a man this is the same type of closeness that makes us feel happy in a relationship
January 16, 2012
Women are the gatekeepers of sex.
Men are the gatekeepers of control.
When a man commits to a woman, he loses both sex and control.
January 19, 2012
Your problem was “you became a pussy”. It’s your house, she uses the guest bedroom not you. You should never do anything for a women just to make “life easier”. I’d kick her out until she is willing to respect the fact that you are the leader in the relationship.
Oh and never sleep over or allow her to sleep over after sex. Every time you leave or make her leave she gets anxiety aka drama. Women love that shit due to the emotions it creates.
Also a woman should always be trying to do more for you than you do for her (she gets the payback in the emotions aka drama she feels, emotions to a woman are like crack to a whore) it makes her think you are of higher status than her and hence worthy of her attention.
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