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January 23, 2012
My girlfriend had some of her friends over this weekend and decided that she didn’t like her profile picture anymore on facebook. So, so makes me go to my room and bring out a bunch of different shirts so she can decide which one will look best on me next to her in what she is wearing. Then, we have to take forty fucking pictures until she gets one that she likes. And finally, when uploads the photo, half of me is cropped out anyway. Fucking nightmare!
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January 23, 2012
If you marry her, and she divorces you, you will lose half your stuff. Losing half of your photo may be a harbinger of things to come.
January 24, 2012
That was a shit test… And you failed miserably.
January 24, 2012
vagina is so good that guys will put up with anything?
January 26, 2012
Your girlfriend is dressing you? HELLLLLL NO!! Get some self respect, man. Tell her that YOU will be dressing HER. Make sure she looks hot. And get a couple of her hot friends to pose for a pic with her & her hot girlfriends draped over you.
Get a sack, bro.
February 6, 2012
Just…think…that this girl could be someday the mother of your children… I think that’s enough to dump her.
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