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	<title>My Crazy Girlfriend</title>
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		<title>Payback For A Nosey GF</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend tried to download an app used to find your friends onto my iphone so that she knows where I am at all times. She even hid into my &#8220;productivity&#8221; folder in hopes that I wouldn&#8217;t find it. Just because she doesn&#8217;t do any productive on her phone she thinks I don&#8217;t use that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/02/20/payback-for-a-nosey-gf/</link>
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		<title>Guys Night</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend calls me &#8220;fucking gay&#8221; every time I tell her I&#8217;m going out with the guys. Is this just some stupid psychological bullshit that girls do? I can&#8217;t tell if she&#8217;s messing with me or not.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/02/20/guys-night/</link>
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		<title>Hang On To Your Single Friends</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend told me that my friends that are single really aren&#8217;t my friends anymore because they don&#8217;t have the same priorities as me. She went on to say that we need to start finding more &#8220;couples&#8221; to hang out with. The most disturbing part is that she said it in such a casual manner [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/02/20/hang-on-to-your-single-friends/</link>
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		<title>Public Service Announcement</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend told me she wanted the iphone 4S. I told her that her phone, the iphone 3, was fine and I wasn&#8217;t going to buy her a new phone for no reason. She threw her phone out the car window and said she now had a reason. She now has an iphone 3 with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/02/14/public-service-announcement/</link>
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		<title>Guess I Chose Wisely</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend and I got in a big fight about me not spending enough time with her. She said I hang out with my friends all the time and play video games the rest of the time. So, she took my video game cases and lit them all on fire and took a picture of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/02/13/guess-i-chose-wisely/</link>
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		<title>College Problems</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend yelled at me for not asking her how here test went as soon as I saw her. Never mind the fact that I had a test the same day. I&#8217;m now the inconsiderate asshole.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/02/13/college-problems/</link>
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		<title>The Teeth Police</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When my girlfriend scheduled my dentist appointment for me she told them I wanted my teeth whitened (she doesn&#8217;t think they&#8217;re white enough even though I don&#8217;t smoke or drink coffee or soda). My teeth are fine. I had no clue what they were doing, figured it was just part of the cleaning but it [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/02/09/the-teeth-police/</link>
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		<title>Crash Diet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Same story every night, my girlfriend starves herself all day and then goes and works out so she can exercise on an empty stomach to burn more fat. By the time she comes home she&#8217;s starving, sweaty and cranky. She then pigs out on snacks for the next two hours and complains about how much [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/01/31/crash-diet/</link>
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		<title>Guy Code</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I need a little help on this one. Once of my best friends is dating one of my girlfriend&#8217;s best friends. He&#8217;s been hooking up with other girls for a while now, nothing different then how he&#8217;s been in the past and my girlfriend knows he has had a problem being unfaithful. However, now she [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/01/26/guy-code/</link>
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		<title>Check out Hazed &amp; Confused</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While our site is dedicated to crazy girlfriends, the guys at Hazed &#038; Confused are highlighting how crazy and fucked up both sexes can be when it comes to hazing rituals. Be sure to check them out. Here&#8217;s a little more about them: Whether you&#8217;ve experienced it, participated in it, or just heard a really [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/01/25/check-out-hazed-confused/</link>
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		<title>Full of Sh!t</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I love how, before we were dating, my girlfriend liked to pride herself on being &#8220;not the jealous type&#8221; and &#8220;such a chill girl.&#8221; Now, two months into things, she&#8217;s thrown my phone against the wall twice and probably hasn&#8217;t &#8220;chilled&#8221; for one night the entire time.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/01/23/full-of-sht/</link>
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		<title>Profile Changes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend had some of her friends over this weekend and decided that she didn&#8217;t like her profile picture anymore on facebook. So, so makes me go to my room and bring out a bunch of different shirts so she can decide which one will look best on me next to her in what she [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/01/23/profile-changes/</link>
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		<title>In Case You Didn&#8217;t See My Text</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend will text me, and then if I haven&#8217;t texted back within a couple of minutes she&#8217;ll resend the same text. If I still haven&#8217;t gotten back to her she&#8217;ll call me and ask if I got her text. The worst part is that her texts don&#8217;t require a reply. Here&#8217;s a couple examples: [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/01/17/in-case-you-didnt-see-my-text/</link>
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		<title>MyCrazyGF on Reddit</title>
		<description><![CDATA[MyCrazyGF has its own Reddit board and to celebrate, we have a $100 submission contest. Visit r.mycrazygirlfriend.com and submit your best crazy gf story. The winner will receive $100 in cash!]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/01/13/mycrazygf-on-reddit/</link>
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		<title>A place for bros at BroMyGod.com</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160; While seeking refuge from your crazy girlfriend, why not check out Bro My God (NSFW). They know what men like and have aggregated it all into one mega portal of brotastic content: from girls to cars to sports to entertainment and more. We were particularly fond of the riveting piece they have on the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/01/12/a-place-for-bros/</link>
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		<title>One Terrible Headache</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I drank too much the other weekend, kind of blacked out, don&#8217;t remember much, felt sick for a couple days, got anxiety, etc. My girlfriend was pissed, as I figured she should be. But, she wasn&#8217;t pissed because I got too drunk and acted like an idiot she got pissed because I didn&#8217;t remember who [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/01/11/one-terrible-headache/</link>
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		<title>Bloated and Gassy&#8230;..</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend just moved in with me, first time I&#8217;ve lived with a girlfriend. We&#8217;ve been dating for about 4 months so I guess you could say we&#8217;re still figuring each other out some. First weekend together I figure we could go out to dinner, have some drinks, celebrate a little, and then come back [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/01/10/bloated-and-gassy/</link>
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		<title>Just Venting</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend works with a girl who&#8217;s douchbag boyfriend decided he needs to do everything possible to show his girlfriend how much he loves her this year. He&#8217;s sent her something every day this week at work, flowers, candy, a card. I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s his stupid resolution or not but now my girlfriend [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/01/06/just-venting/</link>
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		<title>This Year Might Suck</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend decided while she was home for break that she would plan out our 2012 schedule together! we&#8217;ve got four trips to her folks house in Oregon, including one on Spring Break?? Seriously, wtf???!!! Labor Day and Memorial day &#8220;staycations&#8221; here locally&#8230;..Garbage.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/01/03/this-year-might-suck/</link>
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		<title>My Resolution, I Guess</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend gave me a list of all my annoying habits for New Years]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2012/01/03/my-resolution-i-guess/</link>
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		<title>Beat This!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My Ex stabbed me in the shoulder with a steak knife when I told her I was breaking up with her. When I called the cops and they came she told them I tried to attack her. I spent 36 hours in jail. No charges were filed but I did get 12 stitches and a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2011/12/29/beat-this/</link>
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		<title>What is love?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well this is going to be a weird question to ask, but fuck it right? You&#8217;re all human. What is love to you? I want to know. I&#8217;ve never known what love is supposed to feel like? Is it crazy ups and downs, or what? Tell me stories, please? I&#8217;d really appreciate it.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2011/12/26/what-is-love/</link>
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		<title>Terrible Human</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We spent 5 years together on and off, lived together for 3 and a half of them. I didn&#8217;t find out she lied about tons of stuff until a year after we split up (at which point she was about to move cross country). I don&#8217;t want to get terribly specific, but she was just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2011/12/24/terrible-human/</link>
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		<title>Harry Potter and The Order of Protection</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You know you&#8217;ve got a crazy one on your hands when you have to end up getting an order of protection (a magical way of saying &#8220;restraining order&#8221;) against your ex. of course, she was never crazy when we were together. post break up, she lost her mind and for over a year, continued to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2011/12/21/harry-potter-and-the-order-of-protection/</link>
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		<title>Drunken Break-Ups</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I used to date this girl who would black-out a lot when she&#8217;d drink and not remember what she did. I&#8217;d always try to remove her situations before she&#8217;d make too much of a fool of herself and she&#8217;d go nuts and break-up with me. She did this like four times and never remembered the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2011/12/20/drunken-break-ups/</link>
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		<title>Crazy girl</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok so here is one of mine. When I graduated high school I moved up to Northern Minnesota to work during the summers through college. The first year I met this girl when I was 17 (now 23) and I was &#8220;the nice guy&#8221; then. She was gorgeous, fun as hell to be around blah [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2011/12/17/crazy-girl/</link>
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		<title>B*tch Got Daddy Issues</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I had an ex, and my ex was pretty much had a lot of anger issues and pretty much was really manipulative. She stole my car, went into my computer and cell phone, and threw fits if she didn&#8217;t get her way in anything. She said that the first child born has to be [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2011/12/16/btch-got-daddy-issues/</link>
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		<title>Table Setting</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I took a girl out once for dinner. We had a good time. Next time I picked her up she asked me to come in for a minute &#8212; to show the matching dish set she&#8217;d gotten for just the two of us &#8212; with our names engraved on each of the glasses. It was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2011/12/15/table-setting/</link>
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		<title>Wow.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One night my ex came into the bar where I worked; this was after a few weeks of me telling/asking her not to. She got hammered, broke a couple wine bottles (full), and generally made a scene on a very busy night. When I got off work I had 24 text messages, 6 missed calls [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2011/12/15/wow/</link>
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		<title>Mother&#8217;s Always Right</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend&#8217;s mother told her that my personal business account is really just a secret account where I am dumping money so I can leave her someday. I make 5 times more money than she does and would have no reason to do this even if I wanted to. She believed her.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.mycrazygirlfriend.com/2011/12/14/mothers-always-right/</link>
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